breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
OH MY GOD ANON YOU READ MY MIND AND YOU’RE TOTALLY RIGHT IT’S BE THE BEST FRIGGING THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD
BOTH JEAN AND MARCO SPOILING EREN SO FUCKING MUCH CAUSE HE’S BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT, LIKE CUDDLING HIM IN BED IN THE WINTER CAUSE HE’S A ONE MAN HEATER
EREN AND MARCO KISSING JEAN ALL OVER WHEN HE’S HAD A BAD DAY AND EREN GIVING SWEET MASSAGES AND MARCO SUCKING HIS DICK
EREN AND JEAN COOKING FOR MARCO!! TURKISH AND FRENCH FOOD AND MARCO COOKS ITALIAN FOOD AND THEY’RE ALL SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER IT’S MAKING ME SICK
I AM JUST SO IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF ALL OF THEM BEING IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND NOT GETTING JEALOUS OF EACH OTHER AND JUST BEING A HAPPY THREESOME AND LIVING TOGETHER AND HAVING A KING SIZE BED AND A LOT OF PLANTS ON THEIR WINDOWSILL
I NEED A FUCKING AMBULANCE I’M HAVING A STROKE
- He once had an accent (he’s a Kansas farm boy or, er, he thought he was), but he lost it gradually after learning the truth about himself. Truth be told, he’s not really a talkative sort, so nobody really notices.
- Despite the fact he’s been bred to be a cold calculating killing machine, when…