hi im olivia and spring makes me happy. come be happy with me!!!

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(via butaleks)

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lolitahime:

Angelic Pretty’s Cosmic SeriesPhoto from aramol0w0l

lolitahime:

Angelic Pretty’s Cosmic Series
Photo from aramol0w0l

(via pamyujpg)

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chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Source: jaredsadalecki, via sillypeppers)

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought of a threesome with Eren, Jean, and Marco? Sounds pretty hot right?


Answer:

sillypeppers:

OH MY GOD ANON YOU READ MY MIND AND YOU’RE TOTALLY RIGHT IT’S BE THE BEST FRIGGING THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD

LIKE

BOTH JEAN AND MARCO SPOILING EREN SO FUCKING MUCH CAUSE HE’S BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT, LIKE CUDDLING HIM IN BED IN THE WINTER CAUSE HE’S A ONE MAN HEATER

EREN AND MARCO KISSING JEAN ALL OVER WHEN HE’S HAD A BAD DAY AND EREN GIVING SWEET MASSAGES AND MARCO SUCKING HIS DICK

EREN AND JEAN COOKING FOR MARCO!! TURKISH AND FRENCH FOOD AND MARCO COOKS ITALIAN FOOD AND THEY’RE ALL SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER IT’S MAKING ME SICK

I AM JUST SO IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF ALL OF THEM BEING IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND NOT GETTING JEALOUS OF EACH OTHER AND JUST BEING A HAPPY THREESOME AND LIVING TOGETHER AND HAVING A KING SIZE BED AND A LOT OF PLANTS ON THEIR WINDOWSILL 

I NEED A FUCKING AMBULANCE I’M HAVING A STROKE

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mega-crunch:

Bioshock yaoi “Boku no Boyo” featuring a side story where Booker fucks a sandwich he found in the trash.

(via kelukana)

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Jack Ryan Headcanon (Bioshock) →

thepunchingbag:

  • He once had an accent (he’s a Kansas farm boy or, er, he thought he was), but he lost it gradually after learning the truth about himself. Truth be told, he’s not really a talkative sort, so nobody really notices.
  • Despite the fact he’s been bred to be a cold calculating killing machine, when…
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worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

(via obarnasnow)

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heirofrapture:

"The road i walk is paved in gold to glorify my platinum soul i am the closest thing to god, so worship me and never stop”

heirofrapture:

"The road i walk is paved in gold to glorify my platinum soul
i am the closest thing to god, so worship me and never stop”

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toyota:

" i’m not rude, i’m honest "image

(via kat77rose)

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spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

(via pamyujpg)

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intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

(via dapuftnk)

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gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

(via obarnasnow)

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